I've been looking for this forever. I had forgotten how good things could get.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
A Brief History
"Looks like the bitch is fucked. Looks like we're gonna have to unfuck the bitch."
"I'm on a sea food diet. If I see food, I buy it."
"Dave Turn'n'Cough"
"Women love food so much, they hate you when you ain't got none -- ya heard?"
"So I'm married, but I'd really rather not be."
"Italian guys, they have goomatta, but I'm Jewish -- I want a goomatzoh!"
"When I get nervous and sad at the same time, I just start texting!"
"I'll be right back, im looking for a place for me and Geoff to hang out. It's a hang scout."
"No prob. I'll just rip a goog."
"Geoff's Aunt Audrey."
"Paris Faggerty."
"Dave Shit'n'Fart."
"Luc, you look good but you'd look better with a big ol' sac a nuts hangin down between your legs."
"The other day I had some chocolate covered broccoli -- minus the broccoli." - Lucia's fat-ass
"Dave Short'n'Fat."
"What party?"
"Was that your phone or was that your butt?"
"That was my butt-phone."
"Should I tag 'balls' if he doesn't say 'balls' but has balls?"
"Don't yell at me -- it makes me hungry." - Lucia the Hut
"So now it's kinda like a double thing."
"Dave before yesterday."
"total hate snug"
"Do you even have balls? You couldn't knock me up, stupid!" - Tilly
"He went to college" -- Tilly on an audience member of Comic Justice
"What an asshole with nuts hangin out the back." -- Dan Klein on Ben Felton
"Dude, he's got 3 g-chats up for the peepin!"
"Oh my god, you guys -- we've got to help him."
"Not good enough!!!"
"Hey guys....yesterday, my friend Arthur ate 4 Big Macs!"
"I guess this world isn't all barbeques and blow jobs." -- Ben Felton on the tumultuous nature of his year
"Sex is love. So FUCK EVERYTHING!!!"
"Tilly-toes and Gigglepuss!"
"What are you rolling your eyes at? A monkey is way better than some ganky ass yellow face." - Tilly
"I like your dress, where'd you get it?" "Don't worry about it" - L & T
"I'm on a sea food diet. If I see food, I buy it."
"Dave Turn'n'Cough"
"Women love food so much, they hate you when you ain't got none -- ya heard?"
"So I'm married, but I'd really rather not be."
"Italian guys, they have goomatta, but I'm Jewish -- I want a goomatzoh!"
"When I get nervous and sad at the same time, I just start texting!"
"I'll be right back, im looking for a place for me and Geoff to hang out. It's a hang scout."
"No prob. I'll just rip a goog."
"Geoff's Aunt Audrey."
"Paris Faggerty."
"Dave Shit'n'Fart."
"Luc, you look good but you'd look better with a big ol' sac a nuts hangin down between your legs."
"The other day I had some chocolate covered broccoli -- minus the broccoli." - Lucia's fat-ass
"Dave Short'n'Fat."
"What party?"
"Was that your phone or was that your butt?"
"That was my butt-phone."
"Should I tag 'balls' if he doesn't say 'balls' but has balls?"
"Don't yell at me -- it makes me hungry." - Lucia the Hut
"So now it's kinda like a double thing."
"Dave before yesterday."
"total hate snug"
"Do you even have balls? You couldn't knock me up, stupid!" - Tilly
"He went to college" -- Tilly on an audience member of Comic Justice
"What an asshole with nuts hangin out the back." -- Dan Klein on Ben Felton
"Dude, he's got 3 g-chats up for the peepin!"
"Oh my god, you guys -- we've got to help him."
"Not good enough!!!"
"Hey guys....yesterday, my friend Arthur ate 4 Big Macs!"
"I guess this world isn't all barbeques and blow jobs." -- Ben Felton on the tumultuous nature of his year
"Sex is love. So FUCK EVERYTHING!!!"
"Tilly-toes and Gigglepuss!"
"What are you rolling your eyes at? A monkey is way better than some ganky ass yellow face." - Tilly
"I like your dress, where'd you get it?" "Don't worry about it" - L & T
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